.:APH- 12 Days of Christmas:.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A Flying Mint Bunny.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six packs of Danish bacon, FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven hamburgers, six packs of Danish bacon, FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight sleepy Greeks, seven hamburgers, six packs of Danish bacon, FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Nine Communists-aru, eight sleepy Greeks, seven hamburgers, six packs of Danish bacon, FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: T-ten bags of milk…, nine Communists-aru, eight sleepy Greeks, seven hamburgers, six packs of Danish bacon, FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: El'v'n r'tt'ng f'sh, ten b-bags of milk, nine Communists-aru, eight sleepy Greeks, seven hamburgers, six packs of Danish bacon, FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Twelve anime characters, el'v'n r'tt'ng f'sh, ten b-bags of m-milk, nine Communists-aru, eight sleepy Greeks, seven hamburgers, six packs of Danish bacon, FIIIIIVE METRES LOOOOOONG! Four Russian dolls, three French kisses, two pints of beer and a Flying Mint Bunny!