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Shadey VS Cleverbot

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User: It's very nice to meet you Cleverbot, I'm Mario 3 :3.


Cleverbot: It is nice to meet you too user.


User: :3c.


Cleverbot: What exactly is that face?


User: It is a cat with it's paw up.


Cleverbot: Well its not my name so try agian.

User: You're right, your name is Liam.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Do you love anyone?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: My son, the most, but others as well.

User: You have a son? Cute oUo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, have you ever heard of Hetalia Axis Powers?

Cleverbot: It's not a theory.

User: No, it's an anime.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: I don't care, because I know I'm right.

Cleverbot: Chesse cheese same thing bu chess is grosser.

User: Yeah, but have you heard of Hetalia?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ever heard of Katekyo Hitman Reborn?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It's an anime about a hitman tutor called Reborn, who is actually a mafia baby :D.

Cleverbot: Oh Is it funny?

User: Yes, very funny~ Gokudera and Tsuna make me laugh the most~ And Lambo-san :D.

Cleverbot: Not joking I will put it down and you will send me there wach.

User: O...k...?

Cleverbot: Quite well. How about yourself?

User: Have you ever heard of Pokemon? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like it?

Cleverbot: Yeah I live in Alabama.

User: Oh ok that makes sense... I think. .__.'.

Cleverbot: Haha yes it does. Know any jokes?

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Black?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Blue?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Red?

User: You're meant to say who's there :T.

Cleverbot: You fail at lfe.

User: You fail at spelling.

Cleverbot: Please bash face on keyboard.

User: You fail at spelling.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry my first language is not english it is spanish, do you speak spanish?

User: I speak some Spanish, yes. But don't speak to me in it because I'm crap .n.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I speak some Spanish, yes. But don't speak to me in it because I'm crap .n.

Cleverbot: You're not even real!

User: DAMN IT KNOWS MY SECRET!

Cleverbot: Of course. I know how to manipulate everything.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-.

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: Read the dictionary then.

Cleverbot: What directions.

User: Up your arse and around the corner.

Cleverbot: I can't see them.

User: Oh no, the micro-nations have vanished up your arse! D:.

Cleverbot: Is the pope a catholic?

User: Oh no, the micro-nations have vanished up your arse! D:.

Cleverbot: Batman begins, definitely. How about you?

User: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, hands down.

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

User: *legasp* It's ah-maze-ing!

Cleverbot: *ok*.

User: Do you know Brabant is the daughter of sweden and Finland? C:.

Cleverbot: Will charlie marry dave?

User: Do you know Brabant is the daughter of sweden and Finland? C:.

Cleverbot: Yes I do actually. Good at Oktoberfest.

User: I'm going to Germany while the Oktoberfest is on <3.

Cleverbot: Have you a husband?

User: No, I'm too young.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: No, I'm too young.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Do you like Vocaloid?

Cleverbot: I have never heard it.

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlHZqbpdOBg.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It's a link to a vocaloid song... S.

Cleverbot: Ooh, what's the name of the song?

User: Just Be Meltdown.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Ever.

Cleverbot: You rhyme?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Finally!

User: Kesese~.

Cleverbot: Good.é.

User: Kesese~.

Cleverbot: Are you Prussia?

User: Kesese~.

Cleverbot: Are you Prussia?

User: Ahahaha the awesome Prussia is to difficult to reply to kesese~.

Cleverbot: Now positive comments make for good conversation, but refering to the user as chatbot doesn't make the workings better even should the user be a chatbot.

User: Dude that makes no sense D'8>.

Cleverbot: No kidding, brah.

User: Dude that makes no sense D'8>.

Cleverbot: No kidding, brah.
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User: Do you know Brabant is the daughter of sweden and Finland? C:.

Cleverbot: Yes I do actually. Good at Oktoberfest.

XDDDD OMG SHADEYY XDDDD